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In my almost 30 years of service on the ground I have a lot of lessons of life learned. Many I had a few times to make before I understood why it is a lesson and some only once's foolishness ... This part I like some of my lessons from my personal Lewenslessies black book with you. And it's inova free bonus lessons, and believe me, I speak from experience:
Relationships [between husband and wife]: Never say "I Told you so" If you [really] headache, let him early in the evening knows, just before light off time does not work for them ... If you shit blown it makes its gusnteling meal BEFORE you tell him if something costs R499 and you buy it's always "it was four hundred and something edge" because that's the truth? If something R1000 food and you buy it on sale, always speak first of the remarkable value for money sale and then on the price if he in his family's characters get stuck, do not keep together ... just he may talk about the family who all hide if You ever your / his car bumping / scratching ... .hehe strength! I do not have advice for that one if he car bump / scratch, say nothing. See point number one ... Intoxicated men are not able to make a difference any sense to make - ignore until tomorrow morning. Then, play deaf to hearing children's early :) Never, but never last fellow experiences with your current one confused, ie. "Do you remember the time at my grandmother's house ...? .." Uhm, no it was probably someone else ... .ouch. Find out in advance who plays rugby every Saturday. Never ask who play.
Children: Do not ever mention how nice sleeping children ... they will in the next 2 minutes to wake up. Njannies, Do not trust me on Cautious if you reach the room trying not uitsluip. Be warned, you'll be bumping the table, you will be on a squeeky toy or trap your ankle WILL click check box is really the favorite toy. Really. Do not blow-effect-cute-thing trying to promote babies. They will only be practiced and mastered during a meal golden rule: If they settle down, do an immediate investigation. Immediately as a surprise in the Runny diaper wonderful painting inova for a cot ... Do not worry, your child is actually better for you than a servant. They just before your heart breaks Cats scratch children who constantly inova pull their tails If you cute bath crayons go on sale, do not come crying to me as child out of the bath would climb. Me to my next point brings; Maximum two things play into the pool. Otherwise bathtime playtime is screaming time is hour and a half bathroom in time dee White lies are ok for children. Mom is a monster as my children are naughty, is ok. Safety belts firmly at all times [even in airplanes] otherwise include the police, and that's your bread and water forever man - also ok
In the kitchen graters can also nails / fingers / knuckles grate ake sure the handle of the pan is not over the flame of the other plate ... not third degree burns guaranteed. Again, inova trust me LEMON AND WINE LATE MILK Tomato GIS allows the yeast milk steamer can really explode ... a Kenwood Chef Master is another name for the perefekte woman, so YES EVERY WOMAN SHOULD ONE HE !!! Blow the food cold before tasting - the burnt palate inova and tongue takes about four days to be healed Do the wooden spoon in the pan when the pan is hot, he'll burn in fact not only with a wooden spoon work, all tasting as afterward wooden fruit Do the same cutting board as preparations onions ... oooo one of my pethates inova Zucchini = Buy Baby Marrow soles finishers cleared - it's not pretty out there out. The same goes for shrimp Shrimp Prawns =;) Never believe the package if it's the spinach is washed and ready to cook 'it. Spinach should, I think, by the carwash brushes go, always Fish sauce is a wonderful addition. Warning, DO NOT contents of bottle smell. Never. You might need some counseling after ...
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